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Sean, 20, UK. Lady gaga, swimming homos and whoopi goldberg domination.

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Cool ghost photography by surrealist photographer Cristopher McKenney.



Gaga for Eau de Gaga by Steven Klein. (HQ)


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Anonymous Asked:
how often do you have sex?

My answer:

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?



I just had a talk about the purge supposedly happening in denver this week. The inner sociologist in me wept like a little baby. My british sister thought purging in general was a good idea and i kept pointing out that only a truly disturbed person would kill in a purge.

I had to vent with my dad cos really, purging on a socio-cultural level would be unbeneficial (and come on, would the lay person really just role over and let the government enact purging periods)









"November 19th, 2013,
‘Selfie’ was named the Word of the Year by the Oxford Dictionary
Pseudo-intellectuals everywhere cried about the ‘death of the English language’
Because God forbid modern colloquial speech be recognised as valid.
Time Magazine refers to ‘millenials’ as the ‘me me me generation’
Selfish, all we care about is personal gratification
Lazy, entitled, shallow narcissists.
A picture of a girl taking a selfie on her phone is used for the cover
Because our selfishness can be summed up in the fact that we like how we look enough to document it.
We are consumed, they tell us, with our self image.
Everything is about us.
Me-me-me.
With the addition of every word to the dictionary,
‘Hashtag’. ‘Perf’. ‘Sexting’. ‘Totes’. ‘Selfie’,
The ‘me-me-me’ generation continues to make it all about ourselves,
And we should, they tell us, weep,
We should weep because we are entitled,
Because all we care about are selfies and parties and Instagram,
Because this is the generation that will one day run the world,
And for that, we should weep,
Because all we are is ‘me-me-me’.
Let me tell you something.
Every year, university tuition will be 2.3% more expensive for MY GENERATION,
MY GENERATION reports the highest levels of anxiety and depression than ANY other generation,
15% more of US than YOU will go to university,
But 46% of MY GENERATION won’t find a job until over a year after law school,
MY GENERATION, on average, is $47,628 in debt.
58% of girls in MY GENERATION feels like they are the wrong weight,
95% of people with eating disorders are part of MY GENERATION,
And MY GENERATION has a million dollar industry telling us that we are not good enough,
That we are ugly, lazy, and entitled,
And anything we do to be financially successful,
Or less stressed,
Or beautiful, god dammit,
Is in vain.
So pick up your phone,
Pick your favourite filter,
And take a goddamn selfie.
You deserve it for having to grow up in these times."

My poem, ‘Hashtag Selfie’. (via dingdongyouarewrong)


internetgoose:

like yes, I agree, girls are 500x better than boys, but let’s stop pretending that straight girls are not giant homophobes 9 times out of 10, and do remember that they are absolutely prone to ostracizing, undermining, bullying, harassing, outing, attacking, and assaulting lesbian and bi ones




wewerenotthefirst:

dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they’re like ‘hell yeah i’m a dragon’ and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fiancé to be a princess in the tower ‘just for like a week’ and everyone is like ‘we can break the fucking curse’ and the prince is like ‘but i’m a dragon.’




FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS ID ON THE FUCKING GOOGLE PLAY STORE AND MU PHONE DOESNT SUPPORT IT IM LEGOT PISSED





snuffes:

Leo needs some Space Heroes stuff for his room. I could totally imagine him wearing this to bed! Also I just wanted to draw this expression.