@ladygaga: Aussie Aussie Aussie I was so happy to see my fans outside the hotel I wish I could have gotten to everybody!
@ladygaga: oi oi oi
turn ur child into a furry for only $22.99 at ur local michaels
Remember that shop job? You know the one i havent worked for nearly a month and im apparently not officially signed on for? Yeah well i just got pulled in for it. Fuck this shit after today i quit
It wasn’t an error. All of those people were advertising false weight lost products to their follower base for money. They were using their target audience of insecure teenagers to sell weight lost pills so they can get a few extra bucks.
Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer?
Your last sexual encounter... good or bad and why?
A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
Something that never fails to make you horny:
Where is one place you would never have sex?
The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
What is the best way to sexually bind someone? Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
What is the fastest way to make you horny?
Top or bottom?
We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
Is it ever okay to not use a condom?
Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
How big is too big?
One sexual thing you would never do:
Biggest turn on?
Three spots that drive you insane:
Worst possible time to get horny:
Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
Worst sexual idea you ever had:
How much fapping is too much fapping?
Best sexual compliment you ever got?
Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
Is it good sex if you don’t nut?
Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”
What your favorite part of your body?
Favorite foreplay activities:
Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
What do you wear to bed?
When was the first time you masturbated?
Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
Have/would you ever have sex outside?
Have/would you ever had a threesome?
What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
Most attractive celebrity?
Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
Do you watch porn?
How small is too small?
Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
If you could give yourself head, would you?
Booty or Boobs?
If you had a penis, what would you name it?
Have you ever been on an official date?
Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
You piece of shit
You broke me down
Thought you said you
Would hold me down
But I can see it in your eyes that you’re blinded by the flashing lights
And you’s a stupid motherfucker for letting this thing pass you by
I hope your fire, fire burns baby
I hope you lay down in your sleep and you choke on every lie you told
And when you’re reaching out for me you’ll see you reap everything you sow
I’m glad that Ferguson is getting attention, seriously I am, but I haven’t seen ONE post about what is happening over seas. Not even one post about the pictures above. Children are being beheaded and dragged into the streets where they are then shot because their families are Christian. Women are being raped and murdered. Men are being murdered. PEOPLE are dying. It’s a Christian Holocaust. And I haven’t seen anything on Tumblr.
Why aren’t any of you furious about this?! Where’s the “social justice?” ISIS is murdering people who don’t convert to Islam (yes, I know they’re extremists and not all Muslims are like that. Save yourself the rant) but I really want to know why this hasn’t been given the attention it deserves.
Seriously, guys. This is really scary, and we need to raise attention for these people. They so desperately need our prayers and support.
This happening to christian KURDS and yezidis
There has also been over 100 girls under the age of 15 that have been raped by ISIS soldiers and have been forced into committing suicide. The Kurdish Christians and Yezedis that are on the run are begging for a quick death. The ISIS leader has threatened to ‘drown our enemies in their own blood’ which includes non-muslim Kurds, Americans and other countries that have offered to help stop this genocide. What the Kurds are going through is completely tragic, and they’ve already been through so much. So many Kurdish peshmerga have been slaughtered, this is going to turn out to be a total massacre….
My people :(
A friend linked me these because he thought they’d be relevant to me, he was extremely correct. If these pieces of advice aren’t relevant to you, improve yourself until they are.
A good chunk of Tumblr could benefit from this.
THIS MAN HAS ALS, AND HIS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH. THEN IT’LL MAKE YOU CRY
The video begins humorously as Anthony Carbajal, a photographer, dresses up in a neon bikini top and soaps up a car before being doused with ice water.
So watch the full video here and laugh out loud at the first half and then get ready to tear up in the second half.
These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!